5 Things Not To Do When Picking Up A Girl

You might think pulling a stunner isn’t easy to do. But follow our 5 things NOT to do when picking up a girl, and you might just find it’s easier than you think…

Don’t… think you’re a gypsy

Woman Attacked By Man

If you’ve ever seen Big Fat Gypsy Weddings on Channel 4, you’ll probably of seen the traditional way that gypsy men ‘woo’ their women. ‘Grabbing’ as it is called, basically consists of running at a girl, picking her up (literally) and grabbing her in the corner, and attempting to kiss her. Effective as it might be in the gypsy world, using brute force isn’t going to get you laid. If it does, it’s likely to be with the guy you’re sharing a cell with…

Don’t… mention the word ‘threesome’

Humorous Threesome

Fancy chancing your arm and seeing how the idea of a threesome goes down by ‘jokingly’ bringing it up in conversation? Don’t. You’ve got more chance of winning the lottery every day for a year than her saying ‘What a great idea!’ The fact is, you’re just going to come across as creepy, and you’re never going to sleep with one woman never mind two.

Don’t… be smashed out of your face

Drunk Businessman

The drinks are flowing, the banters bouncing and you fancy pulling that girl in the corner. You’re on fire tonight, the funniest bloke in the pub. Add that to the smart clothes and the devastating good looks, what could go wrong? Well, the fact that you’re probably smashed out of your face for a start. You’ve dribbled down your new clothes, your hair is all over the place and your mates are laughing at you, not with you. Best leave it till another time when you’re a little less drunk…

Don’t… lie

Dejected Man

OK, you might want to stretch the truth a little bit, but outright lies are going to get you nowhere. It’s all very well tell her that you’re millionaire talent scout for a world leading modelling agency, but when you bring her back to your place, does it really look like a millionaire’s pad? And, if you really like her and want a relationship, then at some point you’re going to have to explain why you’ve just packed the multi-million pound career for your erm.. really exciting office job. Try being bit less creative with the truth and hopefully she won’t turn and run as soon as she gets through the front door!

Don’t… think you’re on Geordie Shore

Geordie Shore Cast
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OK, so some of the lads are pretty successful in pulling women, but it’s probably just as much to do with the fact they’ve got a great big camera crew following them around everywhere. So, if you’re not from the North East and don’t have MTV with you, don’t think that the Geordie Shore tactics will work for you. Walking up to a girl and saying ‘Alreet pet, let’s get mortal and gan doon the shag pad to tash on’ whilst standing in a nightclub in Staines is just going to make you look mental.